|Our No-Turkey Guarantee!
Tired of all the turkeys over the holidays?
Our customers remark how our store is as good as, and even better than, any of the London big box stores. We agree so much that we make this No Turkey guarantee:
Come out and visit us! Then if you think our store is "for the Turkeys", we will reimburse you for the gas you used to come to our store!
All that is required is to fill out a short claim form with your name, address and a genuine reason why you think our store is for the turkeys. Then we'll mail you a cheque for up to 100km of travel.
Now here's a guarantee that even Mac Cuddy would be proud of!
Calculations are based on a generous 11L/100km fuel consumption rate, and a gas price of $1.00/L. Therefore reimbursements are 11 cents/km. Limit one claim per household and new visitors only.